Let me just start by making an offer to every straight person in America on behalf of the LGBTQIA community — if you want to switch with us, we will happily make that trade! You can have the one month a year to feel completely accepted, and we can have the other 335 days of the year where you don’t worry about being followed home and beaten or murdered for “dressing straight,” being fired from your jobs for being heterosexual, being harassed in public for holding your partner